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"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

- (via k-vr-a)

The absolute worst part about having opposite schedules.

You have no idea how lucky you are to sleep next to the one you love every night, if you get to.

(via wildedear)

It gets rough sometimes.

(via wildedear)

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messier51:

nonbinaryanders:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

messier51

woaaaaaah

Doing it.

messier51:

nonbinaryanders:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

messier51

woaaaaaah

Doing it.

(via laughbitches)

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via laughbitches)

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knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

(via todreamanew)

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wildedear:

Eye make-up was on point tonight.

Gorgeous!!

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"I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting."

- (via luljetan)

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manhood:

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

daveshumka:

I’M FIFTY!!!!

The prophecies are finally coming to pass.

FIFTY YEARS OLD!!!

LLLOOOOOOGAAAAANNN!!!!

(via whop-theres-kathy)

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satanshoe:

Happy Birthday Amy Winehouse!
September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011

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  • PATRON: Yes, I would like to buy tickets to The Tony Awards.
  • ME: To the....I'm sorry, which show?
  • PATRON: The Tony Awards.
  • ME: Well. Ma'am. The Tony Awards are an awards ceremony held in New York.
  • PATRON: Yes, I would like to buy tickets.
  • ME: ........Are you maybe thinking of a show that has WON some Tony Awards?
  • PATRON: Nope. It says "The Tony Awards."
  • ME: The Tony Awards isn't actually a play, it's a ceremony.
  • PATRON: You don't sell tickets to The Tony Awards?
  • ME: No ma'am.
  • PATRON: *long sigh*
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